If you comment my posts, I'll do it more often...

I'm not 100% sure how to start this post. I'm going to be honest, I think there'll be a lot of rambling in it. I'll start out with the best part. I saw C and his girlfriend. It was uncomfortable and I puked. I really wish I were kidding right now. A friend of mine used to teach at my high school, and she didn't want to go watch the kids she taught graduate alone. So I'm a pushover and went with her. I don't know how I forgot that C's brother was graduating, but whatever. I sat down and of course, three rows below me come the absolute last people I want to see. I really don't have a lot to say about it. This was the first time I had seen them, and I'm not even sure if they saw me. There were traces of public tears and afterward I puked in a bathroom stall. Even after that though, I was comforted by passive aggressive remarks made by more than a few people. They addressed topics including, but not limited to, the fact that I was indeed NOT wearing hoe shorts to a graduation and the miscellaneous comments about career choices. Sooo that was sweet. And I'm going to be 100% serious for a second and say that this isn't even a big deal. Kudos to me, right? In all honesty, they seem like they go together. I mean that in a negative way and in a positive way. So way to be mature. BUT in a less mature moment of mine, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm still made about petty things. (i.e. my birthday, Christmas, and hurtful remarks)

But here's something that IS a big issue for me. I had a dream that I was quite displeased with that night. No, it wasn't anything like the dream I had about my resident. But it was about C. I dreamt that he called me and apologized and said really nice things and then hung up. So now the saying In your dreams is pretty literal. Cool....

Sorry about that lapse in humor. I hate it when I go off on a serious/not funny tangent.

To make up for it, I have a story about quite possibly the epitome of my creepiness. I'm creeping hard on this guy I have classes with. We're both ME majors, so we've had quite a few classes together and will continue to. We have one this summer, and at least two in the fall. Well, I might have saved a picture of him from his facebook onto my phone. And I might have, and still am, texting it to my friends, and my mom. Just to be like, "HEY GUYS!!!! I'm creeping hard on this guy. We actually talk in person and he asked about my gnome collection AND HERE'S A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!" The general response has always involved the words, "wow" and "creep". So I'm dealing with that....

Might means definitely. By the way....

And my mom thinks I need to go on anti-anxiety medication because I'm really uptight and get really anxious and act like I'm on speed sometimes. So she thinks I'm weird... BUT I refuse to until I donate at least one batch of eggs. So that is my life right now.

Yours creepily,
Morgan

Its Random time!

OK Well hello to everyone again. So last week on my only blog I got some really bad feedback, and I must say it kinda hurt my feelings. I want everyone to know this is my first blog ever, Morgan has had another blog for about a year. So she knows the proper way to do things. So I am sorry no one liked what I had to say. But in a way I kinda agree, I am not a story teller, and crazy, embarrassing things don't happen to me the way they happen to Morgan. I am the girl that sees people being dumb, and I am the girl that makes fun of them. I like to make people laugh, not have people laugh at the things I do. So me and Morgan have come up with a new idea, Morgan will have the stories of her odd but wonderful life, and each post I put up will consist of different topics where I will state my opinion, good or bad. I hope that this is much better for the haters out there. You guys only make me more focused and determined to be great. So thanks, no hard feelings? So lets get things started shall we?

Frat guys- Here's my take on Frat guys, who in the world told them in order to be in the "Brother hood" you must dress half old man half dirty trucker? What is with the shorts that come three inches above the knee with penny loafers, and that is just the bottom. The top has the gross over sized t-shirt with probably something about beer and women, and a bright-colored trucker hat, put on backwards, with a bit of their hair sticking out of the front. I hope everyone knows what I am talking about, if you don't hit up a college campus I promise you will see what I am talking about. Do they honestly think this is attractive? Do they think a girl will see them and go you know what my entire life I have always wanted an old man trucker with the cord that holds up there sunglasses, and there he is the man of my dreams. The answer is NO, guys its not cute I promise you, change the standard "frat guy clothing" PLEASE!

Foam swords- OK so I don't know if anyone sees this at there school or not, but let me explain. I was walking to the Union when on the Union lawn I see about 6 or 7 people dressed in medieval garments with foam medieval swords. Apparently a war broke out on the Union lawn, and God thought it would benefit me in some way to see this. So I stop to watch, I mean how could you not, so these so called "warriors" we taking this fight seriously. They had a language of there own to signal their teammates to attack, and when someone was stabbed they would moan and fall slowly to the ground, and someone would kneel by their side, put a hand on their chest and lower their head, as if they were saying goodbyes. Then they would explode up in rage to avenge their fallen friend. This went on forever it seemed like, once everyone was fallen, they would get up and re-start. At first I thought wow what losers who does this and is serious about it I would never in my life play a game like that, but they asked me, " hey you wanna play" a thought rolled through my head,YES! But I didn't, just in case the love of my life walked by, I didn't want him seeing me play such a dork game! But Go Foam Sword Fighters, ( I secretly want to be you!)

Obsession- So as you all may know Morgan has the most random obsessions, and well so do I. My obsession is teeth, weird, I know. Well every time I meet someone knew, before I ask for a name, or anything, I eyes automatically focus in on their teeth. It is something that I cannot help, trust me. And the worst part of all the first thing out of my mouth is, Uh I like you teeth, then they always look at me awkwardly and say um thanks random chick that I just met. It so sucks trust me because every time this stupid sentence runs out of my mouth like vomit I am always labeled as the teeth loving girl. Like once a cute guy I met had the most amazing teeth, they were perfect, of course my word vomit happens, and I am humiliated, he then introduces me to one of his friends, he says "hey man this is Skylar, she um loves my teeth?" OMG really why do these things happen to me? This is probably why I am still single. Uh stupid word vomit I curse you!

Sorority Girls- OK let me first start out by saying, I am not hating on the sorority girls, I have plenty of friends are are one, my problem is with their outfit of choice. So lets get started, A typical outfit of a sorority girl is the leggings, with boat shoes, a size XXXXL t-shirt, and a hat that has no purpose what-so-ever. So first the leggings girls its just weird leggings were never intended to be the pants in any outfit, wear them with shorts, a skirt, or dress, and sometimes just in the comfort of your own home, but never ever ever wear them as the sole coverage for your bottom half. Maybe your asking why, well that is simple there is one answer, Camel Toe! its is so gross you must know when it is hot and humid outside and you have been walking around campus, the stretch material of the leggings will ride into in crease of your body. And that is what creates the Camel Toe girls, so don't do it please for the sake of everyone else's eyes just don't do it. Also the shirt, why so big? Is it to make your body seem 3 times the size it really is? Its not flattering. What happened to making yourself seem presentable. Had that just gone out the window.?

Remember these are only my opinions, I dont hate the people who make these choices, I just call them out, I speak my mind no matter what and you will see that with the other posts later on! Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed this alot more than last time.

With love and creepiness, Skylar