An Introduction: Welcome to SkyVans!!

My name is Morgan.

And I'm Skylar. We're best friends.

But we live three states away from each other. I'm in Dallas, Texas, and she's in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Because we live in different states, the only way we can keep in touch with each other is through technology. Our lives are too funny to keep to ourselves so we decided to make a blog to share our hilarity.

Also, since we have jobs and friends, we want this to remain semi-anonymous. So if you know us, please don't give away our last names or personal information. Personally, I want to share stories about how ridiculous my life is without getting fired.

Yes, please don't give away Morgan's personal information because she needs to keep her job so she can support me financially in my old age. IF you decide to blow our covers, you better be prepared to take me in and let me live with you FOREVER. Trust me, even though I'm awesome, it wouldn't be fun for you.

She's not lying. I'm the only person that would enjoy that. Unless you like marathons of old Jon & Kate episodes and eating Ramen noodles and hot sauce for breakfast. Then you might like living with Skylar.

This blog is not only for everyone else, but its for us to keep in touch. Because Morgan's phone HATES me. I think we should just get walkie-talkies but she says it isn't a good idea. I think walkie-talkies are a perfect solution for our problem.

No. Absolutely not. I have classes to go to and I do NOT need everyone in class to hear you say creepy things to me.

Honestly, what's so creepy about me saying your name over and over and over and over and over in different dialects until you answer??

I would go out of my way to say really weird things to you. I would walkie-talkie you randomly throughout the day with things like "Skylar, it puts the lotion on the skin," and

Seriously, if you look up the definition of "creep" in the dictionary, you see a picture of Morgan. When I'm on facebook, she sends me links to pictures of other people.

Listen, that girl is AMAZING!

I should clarify, Morgan likes boys. So do I. She just admires peoples in a creepy, non-sexual way.

Speaking of boys...

Let me guess, you need advice on a situation? Even though I'm single, I give the best guy advice.

Or I'm just pathetic enough that ANY advice sounds good.

No, I really do give good advice. But you're love life is pretty pathetic.

I would typically get mad at that, but it kind of is. Or I just make pathetic choices.

Like that time you let your ex-boyfriend live with you while he was in a relationship with someone else?

Yes. Exactly like that time. If you follow our blog, you'll get to hear about even more bad decisions I make.

And the great advice I give.

Our posts alternate, so you'll get to read about my adventures every Tuesday and Thursday and Skylar's every Monday and Wednesday. Every Friday is advice day. So that pretty much means I'll throw out a scenario and Skylar with throw in her two cents, like she always does. Even if it isn't advice day. If YOU have a question, you should really email us.

With the creepiest love you'll ever know,
Skylar & Morgan