Frat guys- Here's my take on Frat guys, who in the world told them in order to be in the "Brother hood" you must dress half old man half dirty trucker? What is with the shorts that come three inches above the knee with penny loafers, and that is just the bottom. The top has the gross over sized t-shirt with probably something about beer and women, and a bright-colored trucker hat, put on backwards, with a bit of their hair sticking out of the front. I hope everyone knows what I am talking about, if you don't hit up a college campus I promise you will see what I am talking about. Do they honestly think this is attractive? Do they think a girl will see them and go you know what my entire life I have always wanted an old man trucker with the cord that holds up there sunglasses, and there he is the man of my dreams. The answer is NO, guys its not cute I promise you, change the standard "frat guy clothing" PLEASE!
Foam swords- OK so I don't know if anyone sees this at there school or not, but let me explain. I was walking to the Union when on the Union lawn I see about 6 or 7 people dressed in medieval garments with foam medieval swords. Apparently a war broke out on the Union lawn, and God thought it would benefit me in some way to see this. So I stop to watch, I mean how could you not, so these so called "warriors" we taking this fight seriously. They had a language of there own to signal their teammates to attack, and when someone was stabbed they would moan and fall slowly to the ground, and someone would kneel by their side, put a hand on their chest and lower their head, as if they were saying goodbyes. Then they would explode up in rage to avenge their fallen friend. This went on forever it seemed like, once everyone was fallen, they would get up and re-start. At first I thought wow what losers who does this and is serious about it I would never in my life play a game like that, but they asked me, " hey you wanna play" a thought rolled through my head,YES! But I didn't, just in case the love of my life walked by, I didn't want him seeing me play such a dork game! But Go Foam Sword Fighters, ( I secretly want to be you!)
Obsession- So as you all may know Morgan has the most random obsessions, and well so do I. My obsession is teeth, weird, I know. Well every time I meet someone knew, before I ask for a name, or anything, I eyes automatically focus in on their teeth. It is something that I cannot help, trust me. And the worst part of all the first thing out of my mouth is, Uh I like you teeth, then they always look at me awkwardly and say um thanks random chick that I just met. It so sucks trust me because every time this stupid sentence runs out of my mouth like vomit I am always labeled as the teeth loving girl. Like once a cute guy I met had the most amazing teeth, they were perfect, of course my word vomit happens, and I am humiliated, he then introduces me to one of his friends, he says "hey man this is Skylar, she um loves my teeth?" OMG really why do these things happen to me? This is probably why I am still single. Uh stupid word vomit I curse you!
Sorority Girls- OK let me first start out by saying, I am not hating on the sorority girls, I have plenty of friends are are one, my problem is with their outfit of choice. So lets get started, A typical outfit of a sorority girl is the leggings, with boat shoes, a size XXXXL t-shirt, and a hat that has no purpose what-so-ever. So first the leggings girls its just weird leggings were never intended to be the pants in any outfit, wear them with shorts, a skirt, or dress, and sometimes just in the comfort of your own home, but never ever ever wear them as the sole coverage for your bottom half. Maybe your asking why, well that is simple there is one answer, Camel Toe! its is so gross you must know when it is hot and humid outside and you have been walking around campus, the stretch material of the leggings will ride into in crease of your body. And that is what creates the Camel Toe girls, so don't do it please for the sake of everyone else's eyes just don't do it. Also the shirt, why so big? Is it to make your body seem 3 times the size it really is? Its not flattering. What happened to making yourself seem presentable. Had that just gone out the window.?
Remember these are only my opinions, I dont hate the people who make these choices, I just call them out, I speak my mind no matter what and you will see that with the other posts later on! Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed this alot more than last time.
With love and creepiness, Skylar
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