The Night at the Greek Theatre

Alright so I guess that Morgan isn't the only creepy friend that I have, last night I found myself being creeped on. So me and my friend Kayla went tanning yesterday, we always walk because well it isn't very far. On our way back it was getting dark and it was such a pretty night, so we decided to walk around campus for awhile. We ended up laying down in the lawn across from our Greek Theatre, we were just talking when we decided to call our friend Garrett, he seemed to be kinda mad at us so we thought it would be a good idea to hang out and clear the air. So we called and put him on speaker phone, we asked him to come but he was being really shady, he kept studdering and not making alot of sense. We asked him what he was doing and he said um I'm at my car I'm gunna make pancakes. Pancakes Garrett?? Its 9 o clock at night. We then started to make him feel uncomfortable by telling him things like wrap it before you tap it, and no glove no love. We figured "making pancakes" was code for sexing. lol. And well we like to make Garrett feel awkward. So we just decided fine don't come at least bring us some pancakes. Well we were about to get off the phone when we hear someone calling our names and it was loud, we look over and we see Garrett sitting outside his window with a bullhorn somehow still driving yelling our names. It was so great, we ran over (shoeless) and jump on his car, holding up traffic, but hey we didn't care. That is what a true creep of a friend is.

Well Garrett had to go, he was really making pancakes, go figure, well he let us have his bullhorn, that the wrong thing to do. Kayla and I went back to lawn and sat where no one could see us, and we started yelling very weird things to people. One guy was on his phone and we yelled hey get off the phone or I'm making a citizens arrest, aw poor guy looked around so creeped out because it was 10 at night and pitch black, funny thing is he really got off the phone. I love making people do things. Next a guy on a bike delivering Jimmy Johns was peddling his bike so fast we yelled Go Jimmy Johns man, he looked back almost lost control, but no worries that Jimmy Johns man is a pro.

So that whole day me and Kayle were upset because we don't have boyfriends, nor do we have guys interested in us. Well last night we realized, WOW this has to be the reason guys don't like us, we yell at random people, we talk in English accents, I always speak like a robot because it sounds like I'm speaking French, and I will always yell at Kayla in public at random times (these stories will come at a later date) what guy wants to be around that.? Well this is how I am, and if a guy doesn't like that then o well, one day someone will love me, with all my faults and all.

Well thats all I have for today, thanks for reading!
With love and creepiness, Skylar