Alright so before I embark on my blog of the day, I want to first let everyone know what my title is about! OK so when me and Morgan start to talk the most awkward, random nonsense comes out of our mouths, and for Morgan this was one of them. I told her I had gotten a Baja blast, and if anyone knows Morgan you will know that that is her favorite drink, she of course got upset and well this is how the conversation went.
M- How dare you, I am sick and you go out and do a thing like that
S-Well I am sorry if it makes you feel better I thought of you while I enjoyed every drop
M- O well it doesn't matter because I made a milkshake
S- O awesome because I hate milkshakes
M- Well my milkshake WOULD bring you to the yard
S-WTF, I don't think the song was going for a literally interpretation, but I like yours so much more!
I love Morgan so much even when she is sick she never ceases to make me laugh! Thanks Morgan!
Alright so on with post, OK I don't know if this is something that bothers others, but for a fact it gets on my nerves. So facebook, I am pretty sure everyone has so I wont go into great detail of what this is about because I am almost positive everyone has seen this more than once. What is with the sentence with no spaces in between the first and the last name of a person? Anyone? And sometimes it might not even be a sentence, but a collection of words that describes that person. Well I don't understand stand, and I took the liberty of taking a few examples from my own personal facebook. And here they are,
1. Cody Stompasaurus Ladd
2. Kaleb ShuffleTron Schneider
3. Christopher IrunHonda Villines
4.Johnathan Stompaneesha Gualito
5. Edina LiveLife Brooks
So these are only a few, and I am by no means trying to put these people down, I actually think most of them are really great, so it isn't a personal vendetta I have for these people, it just really is the name in the middle that kills me. Like Stompasaurus is that a new breed of dino that you uncovered because I don't get it. Or IrunHonda, O so your like a manager at a Honda dealership and you are proud of your job, if so great, if not what is the point. Can anyone enlighten me on what this new fad is about. Thanks
With Love, Skylar
P.S here is a video that I find so funny, but please take it with a grain of salt!
Number one- I'm glad you laugh at me when I'm sick. I'm still mad at your for enjoying the goodness of a baja blast while I suffer in my apartment, but whatevs.
ReplyDeleteNumber two- I'm glad you brought up the name this because it bothers me to no end. There is an interests section to list things you like. It's just a really big pet peeve of mine. I can't take people who do this too seriously. If I were a hiring manager, you would not get an interview. Buttttt that's also why people think I'm no fun. So again, whatevs. I'm going to go take a nap now.
-Morgan
I will buy you a large Baja blast when I see you next! It will be worth the wait I promise! I hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDelete-Skylar